Feb
7
2010
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Posted Summoned 1 month ago 25

in the super bowl party im hosting, we are starting this drinking game at kickoff and will adjust drinking to prevent drinking deaths at the minimum.

NEW ORLEANS SAINTS SUPERBOWL DRINKING GAME:

1. Every time they mention hurricane Katrina, drink 1

2. If they show pictures of the City of New Orleans right after Katrina, drink 1

3. Every time they say how much the Saints mean to the City of New Orleans, drink 1

4. Every time the words “tragedy”, “flood”, or “devastation” are used, drink 1

5. Every time they talk about how good Reggie Bush was in college, drink 3

6. If they show Kim Kardashian in the stands, drink 5

7. Every time they show a picture of Reggie Bush with a bat or say “bringing the wood” drink for 5 seconds..

8.. Every time Reggie Bush gets negative yardage trying to run around in the backfield a bunch and outrun the defense, drink 1 and turn to the person next to you and say “I told you Vince Young should have won the Heisman”

9. Every time Reggie Bush gets up and flexes his arms in that pose he likes to do, drink 1

10. If they mention Tim Tebow for any reason, funnel a beer

11. Every time they say that “it’s destiny for the Saints to win” drink 1

12. If they show footage of Katrina survivors at the Superdome, take a shot of cheap liquor

13. If they call Saints fans the most passionate fans in football, drink 1

14. If they say that the Saints, Saints fans, or the City of New Orleans “deserve” a Super bowl victory, drink 1

15. Every time they say how good of a story the Saints are, drink 1

16. If Jeremy Shockey pretends to be hurt after dropping a pass, drink 2

17. If they mention the Saints beating the Falcons in 2006 in the first game after Katrina in the Superdome, drink 5 and remember that we are still a better football team with better fans.

18. Every time they compare hurricane Katrina to the Haiti earthquake, funnel a beer and yell “BULL****!”

19. Every time they mention Drew Brees as the Mardi Gras king, drink 1.

20.. Every time they show Archie Manning, drink 1, and mention how bad he sucked. If they show old footage of him on the Saints, drink 5. If they mention how tough of a decision it was for him as for whom to cheer for, drink 10.

21. Every time they show a saints fan yelling “Who dat!” Or a sign/shirt saying the same, drink 1.

22. If they show Chris Paul at the game, drink 1 and mention to someone how much better he is than Marvin Williams.

23. If they show former Mayor Ray Nagin, drink 5 and then punch someone in the face

Other Rules not involving the Saints:
1. Every time they show Eli Manning in the press box, drink 1
2. Every time Pierre Garcon is mentioned with Haiti , drink 1
3. If Brett Favre is mentioned for any reason, drink 1

# : koolness

Feb
2
2010
Video
Posted Summoned 1 month ago 9

condom hack pack!

another creative video from kipkay’s channel.

#5 would be a great mood enhancer for the hot tub!

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Jan
29
2010
Video
Posted Summoned 1 month ago 3

doggy workout

dog in sync with dude + wall hack + beatles playing in the background = WIN :D

# : koolness

Jan
26
2010
Video
Posted Summoned 1 month ago 24

world’s largest gummy bear! 5 pounds!

just ordered one these green bad boys today cant wait to get acquainted with it!

it should have it by the end of the week, and im going to name it gary coleman.

my only exception when it comes to nom nom nom nom nom on gary coleman, is that i will only eat him at parties, birthdays, weddings, and first dates.

which means i will have to wait until the super bowl to consume gary. in the meantime once i receive him, i will probably add some junk to his trunk by slapping some gummy bears on him and give him some dreads with gummy worms.

it is going to be an interesting year pending the survival of gary coleman.

you can order one HERE at vat19.com for $30 + shipping

# : koolness

Jan
24
2010
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Posted Summoned 1 month ago 0

‘98 vikes “going to miami” > prince’s “purple and gold”

“going to miami” easily beats “purple and gold” in a landslide imo. “going to miami” is still relevant if you swap out the players with the current ones and the lyrics have irony written all over it.

“purple and gold” reminds me of those propaganda songs the russians would play back in WWII when the tanks were passing through the city.

# : koolness

Jan
19
2010
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Posted Summoned 1 month ago 6

a tumblr meetup in minneapolis this upcoming sunday?
well at least its before the vikes game so i might have to hit that up.
the bar better have free drinks for this occasion or im bustin’ out the harpoon gun i got for xmas.

a tumblr meetup in minneapolis this upcoming sunday?

well at least its before the vikes game so i might have to hit that up.

the bar better have free drinks for this occasion or im bustin’ out the harpoon gun i got for xmas.

# : koolness

Jan
18
2010
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Posted Summoned 1 month ago 31

http://raraahahahromaromamagagaoohlala.com/

the best website ive seen so far this year.

i didnt know it was possible to fit so much win into one website.

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