Summoned 3 weeks ago 14

Feb. 15th, morning after pill day….or at least it is for the smart people

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Summoned 1 month ago 16

wow…i just finished watching the remaining commercials i missed last nite, and it seems that casual misogyny is all the rage at this year’s super bowl.

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Summoned 1 month ago 11

saints fans remind me of teenagers who had their first beer.

congrats though, the sun shines on a pig’s butt every now and then.

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Summoned 1 month ago 13

bring on yet another geriatric half-time show!!

hey “the who”, if you do good we’ll have your favorite meal waiting for you backstage: medicine and apple sauce!

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Summoned 1 month ago 2

still kicking myself for skipping mma the past weekend. its awesome to see herschel walker win, but the guy that played the green power ranger made his debut at age 36 and won too!

i need to watch that fight just to see if he whipped out the flute and summoned dragonzord.

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Summoned 1 month ago 0

trying to get to the bottom of the “who’s breasts were wine glasses modeled after” myth. i will spend a life time trying to solve this mystery.

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Summoned 1 month ago 1

i saw some dude mess up his arm really really bad then some dude break his toe in the shape of a “L”. it was disgusting.

never seen such a gruesome night of fights….and it was for charity.

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