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wow…i just finished watching the remaining commercials i missed last nite, and it seems that casual misogyny is all the rage at this year’s super bowl.
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saints fans remind me of teenagers who had their first beer.
congrats though, the sun shines on a pig’s butt every now and then.
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bring on yet another geriatric half-time show!!
hey “the who”, if you do good we’ll have your favorite meal waiting for you backstage: medicine and apple sauce!
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in the super bowl party im hosting, we are starting this drinking game at kickoff and will adjust drinking to prevent drinking deaths at the minimum.
NEW ORLEANS SAINTS SUPERBOWL DRINKING GAME:
1. Every time they mention hurricane Katrina, drink 1
2. If they show pictures of the City of New Orleans right after Katrina, drink 1
3. Every time they say how much the Saints mean to the City of New Orleans, drink 1
4. Every time the words “tragedy”, “flood”, or “devastation” are used, drink 1
5. Every time they talk about how good Reggie Bush was in college, drink 3
6. If they show Kim Kardashian in the stands, drink 5
7. Every time they show a picture of Reggie Bush with a bat or say “bringing the wood” drink for 5 seconds..
8.. Every time Reggie Bush gets negative yardage trying to run around in the backfield a bunch and outrun the defense, drink 1 and turn to the person next to you and say “I told you Vince Young should have won the Heisman”
9. Every time Reggie Bush gets up and flexes his arms in that pose he likes to do, drink 1
10. If they mention Tim Tebow for any reason, funnel a beer
11. Every time they say that “it’s destiny for the Saints to win” drink 1
12. If they show footage of Katrina survivors at the Superdome, take a shot of cheap liquor
13. If they call Saints fans the most passionate fans in football, drink 1
14. If they say that the Saints, Saints fans, or the City of New Orleans “deserve” a Super bowl victory, drink 1
15. Every time they say how good of a story the Saints are, drink 1
16. If Jeremy Shockey pretends to be hurt after dropping a pass, drink 2
17. If they mention the Saints beating the Falcons in 2006 in the first game after Katrina in the Superdome, drink 5 and remember that we are still a better football team with better fans.
18. Every time they compare hurricane Katrina to the Haiti earthquake, funnel a beer and yell “BULL****!”
19. Every time they mention Drew Brees as the Mardi Gras king, drink 1.
20.. Every time they show Archie Manning, drink 1, and mention how bad he sucked. If they show old footage of him on the Saints, drink 5. If they mention how tough of a decision it was for him as for whom to cheer for, drink 10.
21. Every time they show a saints fan yelling “Who dat!” Or a sign/shirt saying the same, drink 1.
22. If they show Chris Paul at the game, drink 1 and mention to someone how much better he is than Marvin Williams.
23. If they show former Mayor Ray Nagin, drink 5 and then punch someone in the face
Other Rules not involving the Saints:
1. Every time they show Eli Manning in the press box, drink 1
2. Every time Pierre Garcon is mentioned with Haiti , drink 1
3. If Brett Favre is mentioned for any reason, drink 1
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everytime i see these pics i laugh…..it’s been 30 minutes and i still laugh!
oh and 5th girl from the left is missing in second pic….hmmmmmm
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“Inventor unveils $7,000 talking sex robot” = human race doomed!
first off she looks dead and secondly she looks like sarah jessica parker = no thanks
theres probably gonna be a downside to this in which every 28 days you have to break out an iPad
an excerpt from the article…
“Meet Roxxxy, who may be the world’s most sophisticated talking female sex robot. For $7,000, she’s all yours.
“She doesn’t vacuum or cook, but she does almost everything else,” said her inventor, Douglas Hines, who unveiled Roxxxy last month at the Adult Entertainment Expo in Las Vegas, Nevada.”
no vacuum? she has no vagina?? she has a barbie doll vagina??
these excerpts scare me…
“His customer base? Shy, awkward or older men who “have trouble meeting girls,” he says.”
thats a no brainer. so its safe to say in 5-10 years, 8 out of 10 dudes are gonna be a “superbad” michael cera when it comes to women. us guys as a whole will have literally shot ourselves in the foot if this product were to lead to a boom. for instance, nerds have came a long way since the 80’s, and they are getting laid nowadays. this wont improve the social situation for guys who struggle, but instead be a step back for mankind.
“TrueCompanion claims that more than 4,000 men have placed pre-orders for Roxxxy robots, and another 20,000 or so have requested information about the product. TrueCompanion also is developing a male sex robot, named Rocky.
“There’s really nothing like this on the market,” said Hines, who speaks of his unique creation with what seems like genuine affection. “Whenever she’s out in public, everyone wants to talk to her and pose for pictures. It’s so cute.”
all i say is that the human race better be careful. if they continue to make these things too good, there will be less guys and girls looking for the real thing.
Inventor Unveils $7,000 Talking Sex Robot
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